Rating Descending
This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming. Follow us on twitter @Rate.Descend.Pod
Episodes
206 episodes
055: The Master of Disguise
Saloon doors, fishing nets, and responsive bodies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the filmed that tanked Dana Carvey’s career. They take a quick dive into the films quality of jokes, cut scenes, and different disguises
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Episode 196
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1:08:15
056: Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Git R' Done, more fart jokes, and making another you. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Larry the Cable Guy dud so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid jokes, wasting Megyn Price, and prolific bumper st...
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Episode 195
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49:36
057: Jack & Jill
Ambient physical touch, deceptive muscles, and testi slips. This new year Abigail and Michelle watched this Sandler turd so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, redeeming Jill moments, and Pacino’s lowest era
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Episode 194
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54:01
Bonus: Rocky IV
31.9% montage, being a Never Hanks, and ending the Cold War. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched Abigail’s favourite Rocky instalment and you should too! They take a quick dive into the film’s banging soundtrack, fear of Russia, and...
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1:11:54
058: The Emoji Movie
Nebulous cages, winning the podcast, and the guy from Thermopylae. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Pixar wannabe so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the expansive cast, emoji lore, and themes around identity
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Episode 193
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1:08:05
059: Recep Ivedik 5
Popcorn mukbang, Turkish history, and spicy oily beans. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Recep Ivedik so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the film's sporadic jokes, interethnic tensions, and finally finishing the R...
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Episode 192
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55:04
060: Teen Wolf Too
Frog fights, zoot suits, and Back to Bateman. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this werewolf flop so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man, practical effects, and silliest lines
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Episode 191
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52:51
061: Mac and Me
Tight pums, Paul Rudd gags, and the Great Mars Debate. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this E.T. rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the nostalgic score, ket-addled aliens, and obnoxious product placement
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Episode 190
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51:58
062: FeardotCom
Sci-Fi, Paranormal, and Just a Guy. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this surprising horror films so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films atmosphere, plot holes, and scary elements
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Episode 189
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57:50
063: Catwoman
Stargazy pies, archaic names, and shawsharks. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another DC flop so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films impractical costumes, scorned leading lady, and strange CGI choices
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Episode 188
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53:24
064: Dumb and Dumber: When Harry Met Lloyd
Mini Buellers, party guys, and watery slushies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this unsolicited sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the hit and miss cast, flat jokes, and lack of narrative objectives
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Episode 187
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54:19
065: A Good Year
Footy friends, ass men, and Where’s Laura Linney? This week Abigail and Michelle the pinnacle of an IMDb 5 star flick so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films stacked cast, directorial approach, and emotional soullessness
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Episode 186
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45:57
066: Vampires Suck
Nickelback jams, Buffy shirts, and justice for Sansa. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “parody” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into anything but this movie, including Kids in the Hall and winter fashion staples
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Episode 185
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51:14
067: Spice World
Eyebrow interns, Abigail lore, and Scary/Ginger stanning. This week Stinky Spice and Silly Spice watched this cult classic and you should too! They take a quick dive into the films major girl power, best jokes, and stellar cameos
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Episode 184
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1:05:55
068: Crossroads
Taut torsos, liberating cringe, and Britney is Christ! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this feel good chick flick and liked it. They take a quick dive into the films underestimated leading lady, banished female director, and genuine...
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Episode 183
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1:02:56
069: Dragon Wars: D-War
Cute snakes, tank turtles, and cat telepathy. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the machinations of a lunatics so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confusing plot, forgettable leads, and CGI monsters
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Episode 182
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47:16
070: The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl
Default kids, giant cookies, and eating shoes. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Rodriguez eyesore so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s child stars, distinct visuals, and existential thematics
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Episode 181
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1:02:04
071: Scary Movie V
Chopped up bees, injuring babies, and the suckle of life. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the latest Scary Movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s better instalments, stacked cast, and style of humour
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Episode 180
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51:46
072: Dance Flick
Big D families, natural burps, and linear humour. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Wayans travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films crass jokes, excessive parodied movies, and prolific family behind it
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Episode 179
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46:02
073: Spy Kids: All The Time In The World (with Gaden Sousa)
Pawpaw accidents, aroma-scopes, and 1000 litres of water. This week Abigail, Michelle, and ol’ m8 Gaden Sousa watched another Spy Kids film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s CGI sets, rebooted cast, and Four Pivens™️
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Episode 178
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1:20:08
074: Fifty Shades of Black
Cockney Paul Atreides, saving fluids, and going to Boboland. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this erotic parody so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films endearing leading man, source material, and sort of redeeming jok...
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Episode 177
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47:37
075: Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Working out, losing the game, and feeding 750 soldiers. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the last Police Academy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films troubled location, returning cast, and tired jokes
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Episode 176
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57:49
076: 2001: A Space Travesty
I clumby, nut galleries, and the Leslie Nielsen Section. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, repulsive visuals, and the mark it never made
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Episode 175
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52:43